Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, 14 September 2016
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Monday, 12 September 2016
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Wednesday, 31 August 2016
Tuesday, 30 August 2016
What's really wrong with these wedding photos

Nothing, if you ask me. She is young and pretty. Not exactly the typical cheerful bride.

But an online user shared the photos, insinuating that the bride doesn't look happy because 'she wasted her 20s and early 30s on radical feminism', refused to marry guys who earn less than N200k a month, only to end up with a man she does not like"...happy married life to the couples.

Monday, 29 August 2016
Naked man spotted walking down a street with no care in the world

A Cambodian Facebook user posted a few pictures of a man walking along the street in Siem Reap town after the rain.

According to him, the man was asking where the police were and was walking across the rock bridge, a busy area in the city, where police have always been seen at the other end of the bridge waiting to pull over people who disobey the traffic law. See more pics after the cut.
Source: linda ikeji blog
Sunday, 28 August 2016
Friday, 26 August 2016
Check out President Buhari Make-up Picture. Lol
Pretty isn't it? Lovely make-up but the lipstick though.
Hmmmmm……..just hope this doesn't leads to someone's arrest again.
Source: naijaloaded
Wednesday, 24 August 2016
Monday, 22 August 2016
Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall.
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers:
They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow
them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem,
At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that
pen (except if U're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here b4 U blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:
This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while U still dey there looking
like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then U see them removing their belts, car, keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting
"pls go back."
My bros next time come 2 bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow U in...# LOLZ!
5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions, U see dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do you
belong??
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers:
They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow
them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem,
At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that
pen (except if U're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here b4 U blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:
This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while U still dey there looking
like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then U see them removing their belts, car, keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting
"pls go back."
My bros next time come 2 bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow U in...# LOLZ!
5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions, U see dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do you
belong??
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