Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

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Monday, 12 September 2016

Thursday, 8 September 2016

Ben Bruce Hits at Buhari, Said "Who Blaming Epp?"

Ben Bruce wrote: Worst thing you can do during a recession is to point your hands in blame, who blaming epp?- Ben Bruce


Lmao @ who blaming epp.

Wednesday, 31 August 2016

Linda ikeji Blasted by fan for her post on Mark Zuckerberg Visit to Nigeria


Check out the Hilarious Response Linda Ikeji Got After She Tweeted On Mark's Zuckerberg's
Linda Ikeji like everyone else was surprised on the way Facebook Founder, Mark Zuckerberg entered Nigeria and tweeted about it, but a follower wasn't having it.


source: lailasblog

Teacher presents Pant to a Student as prize for good behaviour. (photo)


A secondary school student won a Pant as a prize from his teacher for his good behaviour. The teacher who awarded the “ special prize” to him in front of his classmates proudly posed for the camera!

What is really happening in this part of the world. Should we attribute this to Change.

Tuesday, 30 August 2016

When Naira hits ₦418 and you don't know what to do. Lol


As shared by Reno Omkri...:-)

Who can be more desperate than this guy.


Can you try this in your area?

What's really wrong with these wedding photos


Nothing, if you ask me. She is young and pretty. Not exactly the typical cheerful bride.

But an online user shared the photos, insinuating that the bride doesn't look happy because 'she wasted her 20s and early 30s on radical feminism', refused to marry guys who earn less than N200k a month, only to end up with a man she does not like"...happy married life to the couples.

Monday, 29 August 2016

Naked man spotted walking down a street with no care in the world


A Cambodian Facebook user posted a few pictures of a man walking along the street in Siem Reap town after the rain.

According to him, the man was asking where the police were and was walking across the rock bridge, a busy area in the city, where police have always been seen at the other end of the bridge waiting to pull over people who disobey the traffic law. See more pics after the cut.

Source: linda ikeji blog

Friday, 26 August 2016

Check out President Buhari Make-up Picture. Lol


Pretty isn't it? Lovely make-up but the lipstick though.
Hmmmmm……..just hope this doesn't leads to someone's arrest again.

Source: naijaloaded

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

This kid banned his mom from bedtime stories with a hilarious note


A child named Owen was apparently over his mom’s bedtime shenanigans so he decided to bypass his mum's nightly bedtime stories and even opted to tuck himself in by posting this note on his bedroom door, lol.

A cousin of Owen’s mum shared the note on reddit.

Check Out This Funny Wedding Guest Souvenir [hilarious Pic]

This wedding guests souvenir got me Laughing.

Monday, 22 August 2016

When You've Been Misbehaving In School And Ur Grandma Goes To PTA Meeting (pix)

Caption this funny Picture

Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall.

SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL

1 - The Pen Borrowers:
They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow
them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem,
At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that
pen (except if U're lucky).

2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here b4 U blah blah)

3 - The No protocol team:
This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while U still dey there looking
like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris God oooo)

4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then U see them removing their belts, car, keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting
"pls go back."
My bros next time come 2 bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow U in...# LOLZ!

5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions, U see dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!!

6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo.

Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do you
belong??